Bushie Hates Mullahs
To be sung to the tune
"I Ain't Got Nobody"
(… and nobody cares for me)

I hate all them mullahs
And no mullah much likes me.
Beards like theirs are homely.
Have to shave 'em off
When they come to work for me.

I'll use Eye-raq's oil well money,
Now it's mine,
Then grab Eye-ran's about
Election time.

God, I hate them mullahs,
And mullahs ain't that fond of me.

Music by Spencer Williams
Original Lyrics by Roger Graham
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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3/13/06

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