Make my day. Play Lou Dobbs's game. Give each hurricane a Spanish name, Share the blame. With the levees still under par, If they fail, blame Miguel, Not my Homeland Czar, Then deport a few Come what may. See how a name Let's people know That a Mexican leveled New Orleans with one little blow. While CNN lets Lou Dobbs fume And spew hot air on New Orleans doom, We'll avoid the blame Of Lou Dobbs's game. What a way To save the hide of Mike, Who can't convince Congress to give him the dough for a stronger dike. But the pleasure we'll go through Watching Lou Dobbs spew and spew and spew, Now that Judy's through, We think might Just make our day.
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter |