Bushie Whoopee
To be sung with Eddie Cantor to the tune
"Makin' Whoopee"
(Another bride, another groom, another sunny honeymoon)

Still can't decide which Bush buffoon
Deserves a shush, hush moneymoon.
Meanwhile I'm guessin' we'll keep on messin'
With Bushie Whoopee.

We'll still outsource our labor force
To make things cheaper so each shopkeeper
Keeps on expandin' for folks demandin'
More Bushie Whoopee.

Picture the joy on Wall Street
When a firm's labor force
Needs no retirement/health plan –
WalMart in spades? Of course!

Though foreign labor to some's a crock,
To lose your neighbor and boost your stock?
Don't get much better,
A doubleheader –
That's Bushie Whoopee!

Music by Walter Donaldson
Original Lyrics by Gus Kahn
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
3/14/06

To 'Bushie's Greed & Corruption'
To 'Bushie's Co-conspirator, WalMart'