Bushie's Other Cheek
To be sung with Ethel Merman to Cole Porter's
"Anything Goes"
(In olden days a glimpse of stocking…)

At Abu Ghraib he showed his metal
And taught Genevans not to meddle
Regarding clothes
Worn by his foes.

Regrettably the photographs
His boys and girls took just for laughs
Did not disclose
How much Bush hates our foes.

They kept forgetting
That more bloodletting
Is more upsetting
Than mere bed wetting;
That Bushie's betting
That more beheading
And missing hands and toes

Will show Islam he can play rough
And that he's made of much sterner stuff,
I suppose,
But who knows?
Why make friends of foes?
Bushie loves Guantanamos!!!

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/11/06

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