Bushie's Peter Hoekstra
To be sung by George W. to the Latin tune
"Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps"
(You won't admit you love me and so…)

Would we neglect to tell him the worst,
Aware that he should hear first,
Before The Times does?
Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps.

Would what we haven't told him upset
Him and then cause him to fret
At what our fuzz does?
Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps.

You know we've made our minds up
   and always regarded
A nosy Congress as something
   to be outsmarted.

Would we tell Peter Hoekstra the truth
If he should become a sleuth
Like Judy Miller was?
Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps.

Music by Osvaldo Farres
Original Lyric by Osvaldo Farres & Joe Davis
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/9/06

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