Bush isn't buying evolution. Can't conceive of climate change. Doesn't fathom air pollution, But he loves his Stock Exchange. CO-2 he thinks refers to The doubling up at Viacom, Or the newest Star Wars creatures Not to Cheney's homemade bomb. So intrigued by privatizing, No way will he give an inch Till he finds the oceans rising Flooding pals at Merrill Lynch. Three hundred feet's a lot of water For a mayor and his Jets. Will they be The Mayor's Otters Or Bush & Bloomberg's New York Wets? * The New Yorker - 5/9/05 Elizabeth Kolbert - "The Climate of Man" Bob Carlson |