I loved Baghdad when they loved me. Not as much now that they don't. I loved the Baghdad that my Poppy helped to arm. Too bad that Baghdad now thinks it's Vietnam. I love Baghdad when they're looting Vindicating Halliburton's goal. I love Baghdad as long as there's no shooting. Must mean that Rummy's on a roll. I might like Sudan much better. Better than Iran though both are hot. But Cheney'd skip Sudan; he says forget 'er. Because Iran's got oil Sudan has not. I love Baghdad when it's quiet And not rioting a lot. I say that I love Baghdad Why, oh, why do I love Baghdad? Do I love it? Much more than I ought.
Music by Cole Porter |