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My Pentagon has Misplaced my service files. Not just misplaced them – They say they're lost. Now pests can't check up on My Summer domiciles, Which tests I failed or aced, Or if I flossed. There have been misunderstandings That I have tried to ignore. I had no trouble with landings When taking off proved such a bore. It's so convenient They've proved so lenient, But if you must know, I seldom flossed.
Music by Henry Sullivan |