We've got to sub-stan-she-ate our demagoggery, Eliminate their pettifoggery, Latch on to more bulldoggery Now that we control the scene. We've got to chuck out their filibustery, Since we're in the surplustery, Cancellable if we can't mustery A way to keep from coming clean. To illustrate what I just said, Brittany says she will wed All guys she takes to bed. You're asking why? To keep her mom from seeing red, And earn her letter She won't admit that her humbuggery, Is why she thinks it's not adultery But it sure sounds like my skullduggery Why fool around with in-between? * The New York Times - 2/25/05 "Senator Critical of Proposals on Filibusters"
Music by Harold Arlen |