Bush's Weather *
Sung to the Harold Arlen tune "Stormy Weather"

Don't know why
Ev'rybody thinks I lie about the weather –
That I haven't got my act together.
I'm reignin' all the time.

I'm the king.
I'm the boss of ev'rything including whether
There's a need for folks to get together
And be complainin' all the time.

Just because the polar bears succumbed and vanished
Doesn't mean that fossil fuels must all be banished,
Or that maple trees won't grow where Spanish
Is the language used by more

Folks than English,
Or that Enron needs to diminish
Further plans to lobby, tar and feather
Folks not used to the much hotter weather,
Who keep complainin' all the time.

* The Washington Post - 6/17/05
"U.S. Pressure Weakens G-8 Climate Plan"

Music by Harold Arlen
Original Lyric by Ted Koehler
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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6/18/05

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