Bushwhacked
(Sung to the tune "The Lady Is A Tramp")

I borrowed money from Poppy's good friend.
Made an investment only I'd recommend.
I cashed out early knowing how it would end.
He's waiting for a dividend.

I hired accountants who knew how to cook,
Then told the auditors where not to look.
They knew they were to do whatever it took
So I would not look like a crook.

I loved ourTexas lax legal code,
I'm off scot-free with my mother lode.

With Judge Scalia I'm waiting to see
Where, when and how much they'll now lend to me.
My role in Texas set a firm precedent
For naming me the President.

Music by Richard Rodgers
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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7/13/04