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If the Chairman of Gillette Needs a bill to make your pet Shave before it gets fed ev'ry day, And the Chairman's jet is offered free to Congress, You can bet pet whiskers won't be turning gray. Now that Pfizer's 'greatest' pill Has been found to make folks ill They'll need a bill that says their pill's OK. So daily doses of Viag'ra free to Congress Are a sure fire way to sway the FDA. When Verizon's CEO Hears complaints access is slow, Sending dough to Congress is the fastest way To outlaw Cablevision's damn commercials And kick the Knicks out of the NBA. Having learned Exxon's top brass Wants to see cars waste more gas You can bet your ass we'll tax the middle class For disclosing larger leaks in Hummer gas tanks For the grass that Exxon sends us won't be hay. Though you've had it with their ads For scads of bright doodads For bribing Mexicans to stay away, Be sure to send large quantities to Congress And pray they start admitting they're all gay. When you hear that ethanol In Brazil fuels nearly all, That's a call that should enthrall the USA, So with a little global warming help from Congress Bush can finance sugar cane in Iowa.
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter To 'Bushie's Greed & Corruption' |