Bye Bye Joey
To be sung with Eddie Cantor to the tune
"Bye Bye Blackbird"
(Pack up all my care and woe. Here I go, singing low)

Ned Lamont beat Bushie's Joe,
So why won't Joe lay low?
Bye Bye Joey.
Can't face up to his defeat,
Can't believe he can't repeat.
Bye Bye Joey.

He insists Al Qaeda understands that
While we're in Iraq they're s'posed to stand pat.
He forgets Osama might
Mix Clairol with Rinso White,
Tonight. Bye bye.

Where will the Israelis go?
Do they know more than Joe?
Bye Bye Joey.
They're told it's insanity
To stay 'round for Round 3.
Bye Bye Joey.

And if the Israelis understand that,
Why do Bush and Joey want to stand pat?
Let those two stay and fight,
Bring our boys home tonight.
Joey, bye bye!

Music by Ray Henderson
Original Lyric by Mort Dixon
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/12/06

To 'Bushie's Co-conspirator, Lieberman'