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When skinnys skoff, I laugh it off. Why must they make fun of a fatty? They say lose a few, Which I'll never do 'Cause I plan to be fat like my Daddy. It can mean a fight, So I say I might Like to be less of a fatty. But that really ain't true. I'd be terribly blue If I couldn't be fat like my Daddy. Though attorneys take Wendy's to court, I only look fat 'cause I'm short. Zillions of pounds on my frame Ain't quite the same As for guys who've made dunking their sport. You can't legislate An optimum weight Without looking at Mommy and Daddy. At three hundred and two Don't bother to sue. I'm gonna be fat like my Daddy.
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter |