Canada's Calling
To be sung with Gwen Verdon to the tune
"Whatever Lola Wants (Lola Gets)"
(…And little man, little Lola wants you.)

Whatever Rummy wants, Rummy gets,
And reservists, Uncle Rummy wants you.
He finally finds he needs more vets
To save his tush; To die for Bush; What's new?

Kamikaze's
Rummy's name for
What his Pentagon
Says you're fair game for.

What happens when he gets your regrets
And, what well might steal his show, civil war?
How can he take you guys for fools
When you've fought in Iraq's Kabuls?
You saw! You saw! You saw!

Music & Original Lyric by Richard Adler & Jerry Ross
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/24/06

To 'More Canada, Rogue Petrostate in Rhymed Verse'
To 'Bushie's Rummy'