Can't Believe He's Back In Town
(Sung to the tune "Lulu's Back In Town")

Gotta cut his long vacation short –
Hates to use the word but he must 'abort' –
Calling for his help? It's a last resort –
Can't believe he's back in town.

Couldn't stop the looting in Baghdad –
Why'd he think New Orleans wouldn't be as bad?
To have to count on Junior is incredibly sad –
Can't believe he's back in town.

You can tell those who loot
That he claims he'll give a hoot,
And ask somebody else to shoot
As soon as he is out-of-town.

Gotta show us all who's in command,
Wishes he knew how to lend a helping hand.
But once again things haven't gone as planned.
Can't believe he's back in town.

Music by Harry Warren
Original Lyric by Al Dubin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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1/17/05

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