Can't Get Ev'rything Right
To be sung with Glenn Miller's Orchestra to the tune
"Jukebox Saturday Night"
(Moppin' up soda pop rickeys to our heart's delight)

Verse
Charles D. "Cully" Stimson
Hates it when lawyers spend time
Serving pro bono
In Guantanamo
Not costing detainees a dime.

Watch Bushie turn crimson –
Miers, Alberto, now him.
Who can they persecute,
If when they prosecute,
Someone smarter's defending? How grim.

Refrain
Conned by a Wolfowitz quickie
To Hussein's delight,
Screwed by the Shia's Maliki,
Can't get ev'rything right.

Chose Condi, Cheney and Rummy,
Runs ev'ry legal red light,
Proving to all he's a dummy,
Can't get ev'rything right.

But this size disaster,
That to him is a jam?
Claiming that he'll stand steadfaster?
Yeh, like in Vietnam!

Just as perverted as Cully?
He stays up at night
Now Abu Graib is in HD.
Can't get ev'rything right.

Music by Paul M.McGrane
Original Lyric by Al Stillman
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/13/07

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