My Val Flame,
I've had trouble spelling her name.
My notebooks show I've failed again
To know who said what, where, or when –
Some claim to fame!
Who's to blame?
I've now had my moment of fame.
Poor Scooter knew I'd fight his fight
And prove I still can't get it right –
A crying shame.
Folks thought that they'd be fascinated
by what Scooter says –
He'd implicate his prez in the crime –
But I'm the dope who's been doing time,
And all because I couldn't spell,
Or guess what comes before the ell,
As Val Plame –
They claim that's how she spells her name –
Fell victim to our little game,
While Novak still escapes the blame –
My claim to fame!
Music & Original Lyric by Sam Coslow
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/16/05
To 'Bushie's Media Flacks'
To 'Co-conspirators - Others'
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