My Val Flame, I've had trouble spelling her name. My notebooks show I've failed again To know who said what, where, or when Some claim to fame! Who's to blame? I've now had my moment of fame. Poor Scooter knew I'd fight his fight And prove I still can't get it right A crying shame. Folks thought that they'd be fascinated by what Scooter says He'd implicate his prez in the crime But I'm the dope who's been doing time, And all because I couldn't spell, Or guess what comes before the ell, As Val Plame They claim that's how she spells her name Fell victim to our little game, While Novak still escapes the blame My claim to fame!
Music & Original Lyric by Sam Coslow To 'Co-conspirators - Others' |