Rove's changed 'The Word'. Snow is happy it's not as absurd And makes it harder to give me the bird As I bungle this campaign. How could those guys Misunderstand the phrase I utilize To polarize five years of lies With my 'Stay the Course' campaign? (I'm eggstatic.) Though we're losing, I maintained we'd won And gave the world my shitty grin, Knowing Kim would be the lucky one, Idiot-o-logic'ly my twin. Rove says we'll 'Stay', At least till I can sneak away Without spoiling Halliburton's day While Hillary sweats my campaign.
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