Cheney Does Pinocchio
Sung to the tune "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"

They asked him how he knows
Who's in their last throes.
He of course replied,
"Show me where to hide
Just in case I lied."

They said he claimed we'd find
Everyone was blind –
Nor would Bush dare fire
One of his own guys
Who knows how he lies.

So he hid
Until they coaxed him out
To show that he's still about.
Yet today
Iraq is blown away,
Polls showing how he's slid.

Now pundits all deride
Lies he tries to hide –
Laugh to watch him say
They're in their last throes –
See how his nose grows!

Music by Jerome Kern
Original Lyric by Otto Harbach
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
6/26/05

To 'Co-conspirators - Cheney'