With us it's troops or Cheney. Does Cheney mean that much to you? They've given up Hussein. They knew him as a fiend, So chances are we could make do With Mary's dad, You know the type, Comes complete with venom and hype, "As long as she don't marry let her be." If you can't give us troops give us Cheney. We'll even string him up for free. With us it's troops or Cheney. We need an overtime TD. It can't be one brigade. We prob'ly would need ten, And each month another two or three. So why make a fuss? That guy with a frown Could bring us peace, might calm 'em down, If they could see him hanging from a tree. Stringing up the creep may seem creepy, But think how it could help your legacy. Forget about who saved Tricky Dicky And just make nice with Nancy Pelosi.
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