Cheney On Round Two In Iran
Sung to the tune "The Second Time Around"

They'll be friendlier the second time around,
Like most Iraqis Franks and Bremer found.
And hopefully this time we'll realize
It's best to try to take them by surprise;
Ignore the UN, Congress and the Turks –
When they don't veto, they gum up the works.
We're once again a sure shoo-in for flowers
And if we win this second round, all their oil is ours!

Music by Jimmy Van Heusen
Original Lyric by Sammy Cahn
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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2/8/05

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