They'll be friendlier the second time around, Like most Iraqis Franks and Bremer found. And hopefully this time we'll realize It's best to try to take them by surprise; Ignore the UN, Congress and the Turks When they don't veto, they gum up the works. We're once again a sure shoo-in for flowers And if we win this second round, all their oil is ours!
Music by Jimmy Van Heusen |