Cheney's Al Qaeda Hideaway
(Sung to the tune "There's A Small Hotel")

There's a hideaway,
Where Cheney likes to stay,
Secluded from the truth about Al Qaeda.

There's no TV set
No new news that would upset
His theory that Saddam had helped Al Qaeda.

With no news collected
And alibis protected,
His lies won't be detected,
Until he gets ejected.

If you want to hear
What Chalabi claimed last year,
That Osama used Hussein
To help Al Qaeda train,
Your only option is move in with Cheney.

Music by Richard Rodgers
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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6/17/04