He must have had a horrible childhood. He must have been a horrible child. The fights that he was startin' Back there in kindergarten Still have never been reconciled. Although they did convict him of fibbin', And even built a special hoosegow, It should come as no surprise, When they scheduled his demise, The couldn't find him nowhere nohow! Was he hiding in an undisclosed location? Perhaps the one he's skulking in now?
Music & Original Lyric by Johnny Mercer |