Ma, she's criticizing me.
Ma, she's demonizing me.
So she lost a son or daughter –
Guess we needed cannon fodder –

Ma, please don't embarass me.
Ma, don't let her outclass me.
Tell her I'm not on probation,
Just on my five-week vacation.
Ma, she's bugging me.

Ma, she'll spoil my legacy
If she won't let me be.
Ma, please help your Georgie Porgie,
Skip that Kennebunkport orgy.
Ma, please come help me.

Music by Con Conrad
Original Lyric by Sidney Clare
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/11/05

To 'Himself - Dummy'