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When their maple trees Don't get a deep freeze, Maple sugar devotees Castigate those Bush yo yos – Their sap never rose. Polar Bears turn gruff And leave in a huff If the sea's not cold enough And each year can't freeze their toes – Damn those Bush yo yos. Maple sugar? Soy sauce recently became their cup. Skinny dipping? Lynne and Laura made them want to give it up. To no one's surprise Now Bush alibies That the reason for his lies Is because his damn grin froze – Adding to our woes. * The New York Times - 6/14/05 Editorial "Feeling the Heat"
Music by Fats Waller |