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Though Lou Dobbs for CNN Is counting once again, This time the days that Judy stays in jail, The Judy-days-in-jail pale in comparison With the days since Robert Novak's shrill betrayal. If we have to hear a count As the days of myst'ry mount, Why not count the days that no-count bum stays free? And CNN could show some real compassion If they'd say which fool won't fire that S.O.B. Here's another count we'd like – Days till Chertoff takes a hike, Admitting it was his and Brownie's goof, That Bush's plan is more P.R. rehashin', That David Brooks's column is a spoof.
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter To 'Domestic Disasters' |