Commercial Radio
Sung to the Cole Porter tune
"Ev'ry Time We Say Good-Bye"

Ev'ry time I get turned on
I die a little,
Knowing that while I'm turned on
I'll lie a little.

Why's Bush's FCC,
Which should be in the know,
Let them do this to me,
Commercial radio?

What you hear put on the air
   should care about you.
There should be a voice somewhere
   out there that is about you.

There's no sound finer,
But how strange the change
Could come first from China –
By that time I well could die,
Unless Clear Channel goes bye-bye.

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/17/05

To 'Co-conspirators - FCC'