Condi Thanks Mister President
(Sung to the tune "Mister Tambourine Man")

Hey! Mister President, another job for me?
Even after seeing what a crummy job I do?
Hey! Mister President, can you be asking me
To still jingle jangle mornings and come jogging with you.

If I make a slip up on your Pollyanna trip,
Where will you have me shipped?
Will they like my pouty lips?
Appreciate my phony tips?

Hoping that my high heels won't be bothering -
Happily I'll be your slave, and march in your parade,
Even as your prospects fade and break your spell,
I'll go down as well.

Hey! Mister President, plan a surprise for me.
I'm naïve and so far love most ev'rything you do.
Hey! Mister President, can anyone forsee
A government without meek me somehow kowtowing you.

Music & Original Lyric by Melanie Safka
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/28/05

To 'Co-conspirators - Condi'