Mary Cheney's a virgin who we'll see Giving birth to her baby on Faith-based News TV. I hear Greta Van Susteren's play by play Will be ably assisted by Ann Coulter turning gay. Why can't I be as great a star and leave Jim Baker just as far behind me? If Virgin Marys need no Pops to get the choicest photo-ops, please keep in mind me. Someday after they fire me for some lie I'll change my name to Mary and learn a lullaby. If Virgin Marys can have babies For Rupert Murdochs, Why oh why can't I?
Music by Harold Arlen To 'Bushie's Virgins' |