She's noticed she gets, "We are not pleased as punch today, Madam." She's noticed that no one is buying her lunch today. She is sorry they're so dismayed, But she wasn't there the day that George OK'd Mayhem. She's noticed she gets to buy her own lunch today. She's belatedly found that his dreams aren't catching on. Mayhem, The heart of his plan, has definitely gone astray, For as she goes from town to town They've shot her boss's plans for torture down. Mayhem, She's noticed, is not on their menu today. Though she's sobbed and denied ever using a borrowed jail for Mayhem, She speaks with forked tongue and hasn't that much to say. But whenever she does she's lied, And hist'ry will reveal that Condi's cried, "Mayhem, You'll notice, abets The notion that he's out to lunch today."
Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter To 'Co-conspirators - Condi' To 'Policies - Torture' |