When a doctor doing drug research Warns stockbrokers of a sudden breakthrough, Will his hedge fund's financial advisor Pass the good news on to you? When a doctor consulting for Pfizer Hears a new FDA "no-can-do" Is about to descend, And tells his analyst friend, Will you find out any sooner than I do? Should we warn anyone who's sick Of the Research Doctor Wall Street shtick, Where a few insiders get rich quick, But not me, and not you? Did you read in the New York Times About how conflict of interest crimes Might jack up some of Greenspan's primes Because of what these doctors do? Send the doctor back to his clinic, Tell his lawyer we're gonna sue, Advise what's his face That we're on his case Till the SEC follows through. We say, "No, no, no, No doctor should knowingly Leak like Karl Rove likes to do
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