Congress Feels The Heat
Being sung by Congress to the tune
"If My Friends Could See Me Now"
(If they could see me now, that little gang of mine,)

Don't bother us right now
We're on another break.
That heat in D.C., wow,
Is more than we can take,
Though many million more misguided Mexicans may
See us a symbol of less work for more pay.

Our difficulty's been with idiots like Frist
Who think our greatest sin is gays who co-exist.
But with global warming out
And snow His sacred cow,
Do his dummies know without a doubt
How many Mexicans we'll need to plow?

Music by Cy Coleman
Original Lyric by Dorothy Fields
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
8/20/06

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