Congress Loves…
Sung to the Cole Porter tune
"All Of You"

We love you lobbyists with pay off lists
We love donations that solely exist
To pay for lunches and vacation trips,
For Vegas shows and poker chips.

We love the lure of you, the dough of you
We love the quid, the pro and the quo of you –
So pay, at least, sixty percent of us, do,
Or the rest will filibust you.

Music & Original Lyric by Cole Porter
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
7/15/05

To 'Bushie's Congress'
To 'Bushie's Lobbyists'