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Constituents, listen to me, tho' my love for all wars is far ranging, On HD-TV you can see the side that's been winning's been changing. So when storms in The Gulf both hit land – for some claim I've altered the climate – My brother and I thought it grand, the way God had managed to time it. We used to be very concerned about hurricanes hitting Florida, But as TV watchers have learned, storms hitting The Gulf can be horrida. New Orleans was ravaged by FEMA. Brown slowed refining resumption. Mississippii looked like Hiroshima. Motorists cut back consumption. And fortunately folks were too distraught to think about my debacle, Iraq – To realize Rummy and I have no inkling As to when we can bring our boys back. So like 9/11 it gives us a chance to play upon ev'ryone's sorrow, And say, "S'il vous plait, go to hell, France. We're starting a new war tomorrow."
Music by Arthur Sullivan To 'Domestic Disasters' |