Don't teach them evolution, Because with evolution No way was Rome built in a day. Crazy they'll call me. Sure I'm crazy, Crazy like Bush, I'd say. Teach them that hellfire Will get them if they tire Of denying evolution's OK. Crazy they'll call them. Sure they're crazy, Crazy for refusing to say Our DNA shows monkey genes Have been in us a while. It's awful hard not to spill the beans, And tougher without cramping our style. So, to hell with evolution, For teaching evolution Could give our holy book a black eye. Crazy they call me. Sure I'm crazy, Crazy for a bald-faced lie.
Music by Carl Sigman |