"Bush Crusades in Araby, Our right wing specialty! Into their tents we'll creep, Convert them in their sleep. If push should come to shove, To Abu Ghraib with love. Forget democracy When nurs'ry school's tax free." So what the heck went wrong? Why'd no one buy his song? The hymnals? Way too few. The Pope? A bad review. A war that's gone so "well" Iraq's a living Hell. As frightened Christians flee Where's Christ in Araby?
Music by Ted Snyder |