Decapitation's unusual, But merits much closer perusual As we confront the refusual Of our top two to resign. Decapitation seems to some Unnecessarily gruesome, Separating one into a twosome, Usually by design. (Doing two, quickly, too!) First Maliki tried too short a rope A tragic miss But soon after Found a longer can decapitate or julienne. Now hanging Decapitation's a slam dunk That ends up with kerplunk kerplunk But for cases Where failure isn't an option, Without prolonged consultation, He just lops 'em.
Music by Jimmy Van Heusen |