Dick Cheney's Big Oil Grab
Sung to the tune "Alexander's Ragtime Band"

Golly, Honey! All that money!
Accumulating there, for us and Halliburton.
Oil for stealing! Wheeling, dealing!
Stupid leader man. I'm his meter man.
Don't be waiting! Hesitating!
Let me take you to Dick Cheney's back stab, oil grab –
Bush will be right along.

Come on and cheer. Come on and cheer
For Dick Cheney's big oil grab
Come here and cheer. Come here and cheer.
It's the slickest oil back stab.

I can manufacture facts like you never heard before –
Before someone attacks you will want to go to war.
It's the best oil grab I've done, honeybun.

Come on along. I know it's wrong,
But they will never find us out.
It's Wolfie's plan to con the man,
Who has been an also-ran.

So if you want your share of oil that's flowing,
You better shut your mouth and keep the world from knowing,
So millions cheer, instead of fear
Dick Cheney's big oil grab.

Music & Original Lyric by Irving Berlin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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4/2/05

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