Dickless
Being sung by Cheney detractors to the 1939 hit tune
"Careless"
(Careless, now that you've got me loving you)

Dickless? A situation much desired.
Dickless? Not by castration. Let's try Trump's "You're fired!"
Who has he blackmailed for Bush I and II?
We'd have been Dickless but for Scalia's crew.

Dickless? Assasination would need to include
This administration's Number Two Dude.
Then being Dickless, Fox News wouldn't show
His Virgin Mary giving birth in slo-mo.

Music & Original Lyric by Lew Quadling,
Eddy Howard & Dick Jurgens
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
12/24/06

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