Disasters Like You
Being sung by American voters to Bushie to the tune
"Exactly Like You"
(I know why I've waited, know why I've been blue,)

Last time that we voted
We took a dim view
Of those who in time might be
Disasters like you.

Though we thought we'd noted
At least one or two,
Even they've turned out to be
Disasters like you.

We can't help but wonder what
There is about incumbency
That keeps each idiot
Preoccupied with winning
Votes for the next inning.

That's why we're supporting
Single terms, not two,
Giving them less time to be
Disasters like you.

Music by Jimmy McHugh
Original Lyric by Dorothy Fields
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
11/2/06

To 'Bushie, The Loser'