Dick Cheney dares not disclose Those things that most think he knows Who he let set policy. So Cheney needs all those hiding places Just to stall those paper chases. Friends say he has lost his tongue. But that smells like Rove cow dung. Cheney's lost his memory. But Cheney don't mind how he shows it. A mind that's gone could get off scot-free. Dick Cheney will not be bored. He will soon be headed toward A way to restore his memory Devised by Ashcroft, Supervised by Ashcroft, Implemented by Cheney in '03. Again he will lose his cool, And he had been so old school, Though unskilled at repartee. Dick Cheney will soon be yelling and telling all, As he gets the internee third-degree.
Music by Walter Donaldson |