Doctors, Doctors *
Sung to the tune "A Bicycle Built For Two"

Doctors, Doctors, these drugs are not for your use.
When you're guilty of continuous drug abuse,
You should lose your license to practice.
Had it been us they'd have sacked us.
Yet you repeat and continue to treat
While doing the drugs that you do.

Doctors, Doctors, conflict of interst abounds
You're on cocaine, yet they let you make your rounds.
State medical boards who're all doctors
Are not satisfactory proctors.
When a board condones a guilty sawbones,
It should be the board that we sue.

* The Washington Post - 4/10/05
"Medical Boards Let Physicians
Practice Despite Drug Abuse"

Music & Original Lyric by Harry Dacre
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
4/10/05

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