Doctors In Cahoots
To be sung to the tune
"Cecilia"
(Does your mother know you're out, Cecilia?)

Are you doctors in cahoots with Pfizer?
Do free lunches make you any wiser?
Fish are brain food, but Sichuan shrimp
Served with egg drop soup and noodles?
Who's the whore and who's the pimp, Doc?

How's about a speaker's fee or sample?
Is your reciprocity deemed ample?
Help those detail men lead lives of crime
Let them lobby Congressmen full-time.

Music by Dave Dreyer
Original Lyric by Herman Ruby
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/13/07

To 'Bushie's Greedy Drug Companies'