Does Bush Approve Of TV Drugs? *
To be sung with Ella Fitzgerald to the tune
"Undecided"
(First you say you do and then you don't)

TV says you could, if your Doc says you should –
Bushie's FDA? Suggests you knock on wood –
So where the hell does that leave you?

Doctor doesn't know, but he likes the dough –
Merck says he's the pro; just go with the flow –
So where the hell does that leave you?

Does it make a lot of sense
To be sitting on the fence
When you know the guy who rents
Merck TV time is making millions?

And doesn't give a damn
If the whole damn thing's a scam –
That the drug's a thank-you-ma'am
And a danger to some innocent civilians?

Does Bushie watch the guys who face those bedroom eyes
Of feminine surprise at what four hours implies,
And wonder what would Condi do?

* NY Times Editorial - 1/29/05
"Marketing Drugs to Unsuitable Patients"

Music by Charlie Shavers
Original Lyric by Sid Robin
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
1/29/05

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