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Spend it on spas And nefarious shahs, But don't feed FEMA. Build a toll road That will need to be mowed, But don't feed FEMA. On my cue FEMA won't pursue What most folks expect it to. They'll need aid from institutions To whom I've made huge contributions. Spend it on golf, And a new Adolph, But don't feed FEMA. FEMA can't teach What our churches preach – They'll require a helping hand. We'll ignore objections – Those secular misperceptions – As to who we'll save Versus who we'll waive If they don't pray on command.
Music by Ray Henderson To 'Co-conspirators - FEMA' |