Don't Scoot Around Much Anymore
To be sung with The Ink Spots to the tune
"Don't Get Around Much Anymore"
(Missed the Saturday damce. Heard they crowded the floor.)

Missed our ritual dance
With its blood and its gore.
Had to visit with Libby,
Who doesn't scoot much anymore.

Thought I'd borrow his club,
Knew that it was top drawer.
Lied that it wasn't Junior's,
Who doesn't scoot much anymore.

Now they count on
This sadistic VP
To carry on
And renew the memory

Of detainees we club
While they're chained to the floor.
They've both loved causing pain, but
Don't scoot around much anymore.

Music & Original Lyric by
Duke Ellington & Bob Russell
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
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11/9/05

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