Don't Snub Bushie
As sung by James Baker to the tune
"Don't Bring Lulu"
(You can bring Pearl, she's a darn nice girl, but...)

You can snub Rummy
Now we're rid of that dummy,
But don't snub Bushie.
You can snub Cheney.
He's a certified zaney,
But don't snub Bushie.

If your goal is to rule Iraq
And he says, "Quack!", you'd better quack.
If he's made plans to buy you supper,
You'd better be a shower-upper.

You can snub Rice
And her asking price,
But don't snub Bushie.
Give him a snub
And he'll flub the dub
Unless you let Snow know
That the photo op you're missing
Won't feature Bush tush kissing
For next week's Daily Show.

Music by Ray Henderson
Original Lyric by Lew Brown w/ Billy Rose
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
10/30/06

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