Dough Those Naughty Lobbies Spend On Me
To be sung with Ted Lewis to the tune
"Blues My Naughty Sweetie Gives To Me"

There is dough that can be a worry,
There is dough that can be a pain,
Like the dough for palimony
When you've bypassed matrimony,
The dough they won't let you retain.

There is dough meant for prolonging
Access to K Street chicanery.
That's the kind of dough that hurts real bad
When you find it's oil dough Bushie's dad
Had those naughty lobbies spend on me.

There's more dough with a K Street shingle
Than aides made on McCain's campaign.
There is dough for cutting corners
While conning more John Warners,
And even more for buying John McCain.

There is dough you get for belonging
To the lowest form of business life there be,
The kind of dough that blows my mind,
Getting greedy Congress wined and dined,
Is the kind my naughty lobby pays to me.

That's the dough that we make by pimping
For Congressmen who still insist on more
Dough because they're greedy,
Dough meant for the needy,
Not for an Exxon Corporation's whore.

That is dough you can depend on
From the lowest form of business life there be.
The dough that used to give me chills
That should pay for poor babies' bills,
The dough our pimping lobbies spend on me.

Music & Original Lyrics
by Charles McCarron, Carey Morgan & Arthur Swanstrom
Alternate Lyric by Bob Carlson
www.politicalboondoggles.com
2/6/06

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